"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men and women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as bartenders of fortune. If you have a thirst-related problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Marmontsers."
This t-shirt was created by Lauren 'Lunchtimes, L-boogey, Mamonasa' Kincheloe exclusively for The Marmontsters. Much like a Russian criminal tattoo, if you are not a Marmontster and are caught wearing this by one of the crew, the t-shirt will removed from your person and burned in front of you. If you are brave enough to wear this garment in public, it is advisable to carry a bottle of Fernet Branca at all times, as this is your only hope of avoiding Marmontster wrath.